Long Live King Mike?!
Historians have recently discovered documentary evidence that the rightful heir to the British throne lives in Australia, and operates a forklift.
His Royal Majesty King Mike I, as he would be called, is a British expatriate who holds the title of the Earl of Loudoun, but his family lacked the funds to support the lifestyle of the gentry. Oddly enough, he is actually a Republican (not in the American sense; rather, he holds with the idea that Australia should sever ties with Britain).
On claims to the British throne, he says
Anyway, long live King Mike!
His Royal Majesty King Mike I, as he would be called, is a British expatriate who holds the title of the Earl of Loudoun, but his family lacked the funds to support the lifestyle of the gentry. Oddly enough, he is actually a Republican (not in the American sense; rather, he holds with the idea that Australia should sever ties with Britain).
On claims to the British throne, he says
I wouldn't take it if they offered it to me. Look at the life the royals lead.But he may decide to try to recover some losses:
I reckon I might send Lizzie ( Queen Elizabeth II) a bill for back rent, the old girl's family have been living in my bloody castle for the last 500 years.Silly Brits. Got nuthin' better to do with themselves...
Anyway, long live King Mike!
posted by BKFreshBoy at 1:03 PM
4 Comments:
Paulo loves you.
~Paulo
such a humble man..
He's not humble, he's an Aussie!
King Mike sounds like about 95 of the Australian population and I love reading interviews with them because you can always tell.
Did you know that if you had a stamp from BlogAdvance on your site, I would have had the authority to give you 50 credits?
King Mike says "off to the stocks with you!"
Deb
BA~~19
All hail King Mike!
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